So I've been wokring on this list on and off since November of last year. Here are one-hundred-and-three things about me that you may or may not want to know...hope your time is well wasted

 

1. I love Pineapples

 

2. I brush the right sid eof my teeth with my left hand the left side with my right hand

 

3. I hate running in sand

 

4. I've been hit by a truck and a car.

 

5. I've mooned 300 people on stage

 

6. When taking a shower I soak myself in hot water - while I'm cleaning myself I stretch and loosen my joints and mucels and then rinse in cold water.

 

7. I've never had the honour of breaking an bones

 

8. I love tattoos and piercing - but will never get one.

 

9. I can watch any sports on tv except for figure skating.

 

10. I taught myself how to rollerblade without any pads or helmet.

 

11. I love kids

 

12. I get excited easily

 

13. My favorite actor is Johnny Depp

 

14. I don't collect anything, except for things I write on or photograph.

 

15. I love photography

 

16. Porn bores me

 

17. Sex is a very interesting topic of discussion

 

18. I tend to ask alot of questions

 

19. I've once been caught sleeping in class by my prof. She stopped her lecture and stood there watching me. Realizing that no one was talking I snapped my head forward - opened my eyes and saw EVERYONE watching me. Everyone broke out in laughter including the prof.

 

20. I love food...but only good food.

 

21. I hate wasting food

 

22. I can't inhale food.

 

23. I've once chased down a bus for two blocks

 

24. I've been once thrown in a muddy puddle by a bully - got him suspended for 2 weeks - never saw him again.

 

25. I've wanted a Vespa before Vespa made a name for itself in Toronto.

 

26. For fun - I want a Vespa scooter gang

 

27. My all time favorite chocolate bar is Eat More.

 

28. I'm a bit old fashioned

 

29. I love making people laugh

 

30. I love Black Jack and Poker

 

31. I love playing Crazy Eight Count Down with my brother and sister

 

32. I would love to make a documentry of myself traveling around the world

 

33. I would love to relish the opportunity to go and absorb the experience of a FIFA World Cup

 

34. I've made a room of 300 people laugh really really hard.

 

35. I recently found a inch and half long scar on my second  toe and not knowing how I got it.

 

36. I am a bit of a clutz

 

37. I've experienced crankiness ONCE.

 

38. I've never been jealous - honest -

 

39. My first favorite band was, and still is U2.

 

40. My all time favorite concert is when I went to go see Bjork at Centre Island, Toronto.It was pure magical.

 

41. I enjoy meeting new people

 

42. Just recently, I've been in to Bollywood movies. Watch about 2 or 3 a month.

 

43. I can fold my tongue back and hold it for an insane amount of time

 

44. I was born in December and I'm a true Sagittarius. Other than my own, I only know what month Capricons are and Taurus.

 

45. I love donating blood. The first time I went I had three nurses just hovering around me admiring my vains. One nearly had an orgasim just constantly poking at one. It was eerie and funny all at the same time.

 

46. My blood type is B+, which just so happens to be the second rarest in Toronto with only 7% of the population having it.

 

47. I love sushi.

 

48. I seem to like songs with the word California in the title.

 

49. Even though I'm right handed, I like wearing a watch its on my right wrist.

 

50. I give the best massages head to toe.

 

51. I don't wear any jewerely.

 

52. My only traffic ticket I've gotten is a careless driving ticket...while I was cycling.

 

53. When I was a Break Boy Dancer (for all of 3 months) I learned how to do the 'turtle' and then my wrist were hurting...so I had to throw in the towel.

 

54. My vertical used to me 24 inches...for a guy whos 5'8 thats pretty good, no?

 

55. My fastest sprint (100m) was 11.7 seconds.

 

56. In High jump it was 1.7 meters.

 

57. I've played the Recorder (who hasn't?), Tuba, Flute, Clarinet, Bass Clarinet, Alto Saxaphone, Tenor Sax, and a little bit of Piano.

 

58. I remember playing in the Jazz band and I had a 3 mins solo bit. The first 30 seconds was all layed out for me on sheet music - the other two and half minutes I had to improvise. So music night rolls around and the next thing I know I'm in front of 200 parents. I remember, vividly, that my right leg was shaking UNcontrolably...one parents came up to me afterwards and asked if I was doing a lil dance with my solo - I said 'Yes...' - That night, my music teacher made me a star.

 

59. I've met Pierre Elliot Trudeau. This man can inspire you with his smile.

 

60. I've kicked it back with Biff Naked for 4 hours.

 

61. I was in Air Cadets. There I was in the band as their star Saxaphone player :P

 

62. The highest rank I got was Corporal...Corporal Ahmad...which only meant that I got to boss around the newbies.

 

63. One of the cool things about Cadets is that you get to do what alot of people don't get the chance to do. Things like behind the scenes of airports, survival camps, band competitions (military styles) and the ability to get motor plane lisence and glider plane license.One thing that I'm still puzzeled over is that I got my gliders license...I nearly crashed landed the glider and almost went off course the landing strip...I think it was my cool that helped me pass.

 

64. Another classic moment - We were at Dayton Ohio, showing off to the Americans. While we were at attention, I had this HUGE drangon fly just sit on my glasses. And not just on the frame, but on the bloody lense. Again I kept my cool, cause you can't just cry like a girl while at attention - I'd get into alot of shit for that - so I just closed my eyes and prayed that these bugs don't bite. It just sat there for 5 mins while the Warrant Officer 1st Class (highest rank an Air Cadet may aspire to recieve) was giving his lil speech. I had no clue what he said, but had a wicked view of a drangon fly.

 

65. When I first joined the band for air cadets I played the clarinet and I had long insaely curly hair. So we're practising for a parade that was coming up and we were going through our routine, when one of the cadets proposed that we practise outside in the sun. Everyone was up for it so we march outside - get into formation - and all of a sudden one of my curls feels heavy. So I asked permission to check out my hair - it was granted - I feel my hair and there is this white goo with a lil green - I nearly puked...it was seagul dropping! There was no running water, andI had to use ginger ale to wash it out...needless to say I cut my hair REALLY short that day.

 

66. Another horrendous moment in Air Cadets had to be the day of the Santa Clause Parade in Downtown Toronto. All of the cadets aroudn Toronto came togather to form a massive marching band. I'm practising my music and getting all warmed up when an idiot runs across me and part of his jacket catches my instrument and somehow the reed rips in half. (a single reed is how a wind instrument makes its sound. heres a pic of it). No problem cause I brought my back up reed...the same idiot comes running around again and breaks that one too...so being royally pissed, I got the lil bugger in so much shit that he was sent home. So I started asking around if someone had a spare reed for me...no one did...so the leader for our group asked me to fake the whole thing! that bumbed me out for the rest of the parade. My only consolation: I was on TV for 2 seconds.

 

67. Once I was playing football with my friends and my brother friends. The game was played in blistering heat and the humidity was just killing everyone, but we still played. At 'half time' or to put it in more detail - which ever team scored 21 points first - My best friend and I decided to be brillient and ate our Snicker chocolate bars right away, under the impression that we would get instant energy and boost in proformance. We contiuned playing and playing our hardest and within 1/2 an hour my best friend sluggishly made his way to the goal post and yak his heart out along with his snickers bar...20 mins later I was yaking my heart out along with my snickers bar...

 

68. As a kid, I used to run around everywhere - mainly gettig lost. The Mall security and neighbourhood Police officers got to know me really quick. No joke! If you took your eye off me for one second I disappeared. There was one time when my dad was putting togather a swing set in the backyard - I was playing as usualy, and then all of sudden I disappeared...my dad was in disbelief - 30 mins later and 2 blocks down the police brought me home. I was about 3 or 4 at the time.

 

69. A sacry moment had to be, again, as a kid - in the mall - some lady takes me - my dad caught a glance of me walking out he ran and yelled at the lady in the parking lot 'Let go of my son' she did - hopped in a car and drove off. I was THIS close to being abducted.

 

70. Coca Cola was one of the major motivator for me to learn how to walk as a kid.

 

71. I started wearing glasses in the 9th grade.

 

72. During High School the sport teams that I played on were Soccer, Track & Field, and Cross Country.

 

73. I love Cats and Dogs. More cats than dogs though. But if there's one dog that I would like own it would be a poodle. Highly intelligent - Playful - they don't shed and they have awsome curl hair.

 

74. I've lived in Pakistan for 2 years.

 

75. I like maple syrup with my pancakes, eggs and french toast.

 

76. I love ketchup with everything, even by itself.

 

77. I love all kinds of mustard.

 

78. I don't like mayo.

 

79. I don't eat Pork.

 

80. I like eating pickled ginger, oinions and peppers. 

 

81. I can't listen to FM Stations in my room, only AM :)

 

82. When it comes to Customer Service, I am KING!

 

83. I have 8 cavaties nesting in my mouth.

 

84. After every meal I need something sweet.

 

85. I love documentries.

 

86. Favorite all time animal: Snow Leapord.

 

 

87. I want to learn how to disco.

 

88. To be continued