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May 24 Attack of the Killer BirdsKicking it back with one my my best buddies Sambo and his super babe magnet dog Vegas - a Doberman.
So big - So beautiful.
We're walking the dog along Queen street, Downtown, and I'm getting hungry. One of my favortie eats when I'm in the city is a lil place called Burito Boysz - Tastiest burito and priced just right. So as we're walking towards our destination, I decided to make a pit stop and get a Poutine...as I'm ordering Sam takes Vegas to a bench near Nathan Phillip Square - I get my Gravy heavy Poutine and make my way to the bench...I'm walking, enjoying the thought of salty cheese exciting my taste buds and then the smooth gravy washing it all off and flowing down my throat...mmmmm...
And all of a sudden
Sam yells 'Watch Out!'
As I duck a gang of seaguls take multipule jabs at my poutine! One even hit my head in hopes that I drop my poutine!
Fcuk I hate Seaguls! Hate them with a passion! Greedy greedy bastards!
Needless to say I did enjoy my Poutine...
While we were sitting Sam noticed a display behind us of Cancer Survivor Patients and there was this one wall - about 20 pictures - all of them women - topless - with one breast missing with a wicked scar where the breast used to be. And in the centre, a picture with all of them togather showing off their one breast-ness...creepy...
As we sat there staring at this wall of creepyness, we both came up with a creepy senerio where One breast women would survive some genetic outbreak and after 2-3 generations it would become the norm...don't ask me why we thought this - it just seemed fitting at the time, and alot more detailed/thought provoking ;)
May 13 Score! Times 2?So today during my lunch hour - actaully its only 1/2 hours...so during my half hour lunch break I was hungry for a burger. Koryo is this Korea/American - I think - fast food joint that I'm begining to like. Shreaded Beef dipped in this To Die For sweet sauce coupled with cabbage & onions drizzeled with this orange sauce that I had mistaken for cheese...so damn good...made right before your eyes. They even have flames shoot up for your viewing pleasure!
So the girl at the register was taking my oder:
Can I help you?
Yes you can.*pause*
I tried to be funny It didn't work...she gave me a blank stare...
Riiight, yes I would like your Beef burger and a Ginger Ale, please.
Fries with that?
No...
That will be $5.63.
I gave her $10.03...she gives me back $9.40 - I was puzzeled...I just got a burger and a drink for 60 cents. SCORE!
I wanted to be the nice customer and point out her mistake, but all I could think of was the ugly blank stare she gave me.
No regrets there.
So a couple of days ago I was honked at by a black mercedes. I'm assumig its a female driver along with her a female passenger. I was honked at, not once, but 3 times...I can only guess one person that I know who drives that car, but has absolutely no reason to be in my neighbourhood...first I was like 'Yea I'm the man' and then I kinda felt creeped out, now I'm just don't know what to think.
:P January 29 Just add MapleThis morning I had this insane craving for something sweet - which is weird cause I was sipping on a half litre of Black Cherry Vanilla Coke yesterday for the majority of the afternoon. :)~
So the first thing that comes to mind is cereal - add more sugar and !presto! craving solved...right?
no.
I needed something more...I needed somthing that said: I need more than just sugar...but what? what was that 'more than just sugar'? I thought of brown sugar - chocolate chips...maybe it wasn't more sugar that I was after. Could it be something salty...butter? ew. Hot sauce perhaps? not with cereal. What was I after?
It was Maple Syrup. That golden brown sticky goodness.
3 - 4 cups of Rice Krispeys...add 2 teaspoons of sugar and a 3.5 second swirl with maple syrup...3.5 seconds is key to the whole equation of ultimate sweetness euphoria...then stir and enjoy. I had 3 bowls - it was that good.
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Lately, I've been experiencing some weirded out dreams where I actaully wake up in the middle of an actions that I was donig in the dream...2 days ago I was dreaming about some creature that was running wild in this building - I had trapped myself in a room with alot of filing cabinets. This creature worked its way around the duct system and fell right into my hiding spot...I was staring at it and within seconds it leaped at me I ducted - naturally - and it went head first into one of the open cabinets...I got up and started hammering in the cabinet - so that it would close...and at this point I woke up from my dream standing on my bed wailing at the walls...I stopped looked around to make sure no one woke up and slowly put myself back in bed...
To get my mind off from this horrid experience - I switched on the radio to my trusted AM station and listened for something crazy. So get this - This guy had gotten togather with all his rich buddies and they are going to start a society in the most undesireable place to live because Global Warming. He believes - through metaphysical visions - that the world is entering in a stage called 'chaos' - this 'chaos' will eliminate the east and west coasts of North America. And there is going to be a bird flu epidemic, which will OBVIOUSLY run ramped and destroy the human race.
To combat all this he suggests that we all start boosting our immune systems and start to plan to move more south central...and he also said not to count on the government to help...and brush up on your survival skills...oh and its an asset to be an ex-marine :P January 19 Awsome WeirdnessI didn't know there were so many blogging sites out there...*sigh*...my search continues
!Chicken and Grapes! Thats right chicken and grapes - what a awsome combo...the yummy taste of chicken with the pleasent fresh zest of grapes...I'm in love with it. So sometimes I can't sleep at night so to combat this, I turn on the radio. SIDE NOTE:I just realized is that I can't listen to 'FM' in my room...it has to be 'AM'...I love 'AM'. Whats really awsome about AM is that you get alot of weirdos talking at night - prime example: Art Bell. These guys talk about UFO's, Ghosts, Life on other plantes, etc etc...they talk about it as if it actaully fact. Its facinating but funny at the same time. Last night a guest was on and he's educating us that there is life on ALL the planets including the moon. In actaul fact there is a huge space station on the moon - but on the other side of it so that we can't see it. And that the whole space station that is being built right now, is a way to distract us from all the other things that are happening. Turns out, we've been so distracted that we've been traveling to Mars since '54, and that life exsist on Mars, but underground. These talks went on for about an hour - I'm still trying to diegest it...if that wasn't weird enough... Apperently there are millions of earth around the universe...and we have these 'keepers' that keep track of our progress through our DNA and different 'earth like' planets are all at different stages of evolution...and it goes on and on and on...there is a author called - Richard Bird? - his books have been banned by the government, which has led ppl to believe in this kinda stuff...I think the book is called 'Hollow Red somthing' - sorry if i'm being a tad bit vague - but A) I wanted to go back to sleep and B) Its a lil too much to accept all at once if you know what I mean...these guys spit out so much information its rediculous What the hell is going on? If this has created any curiosity click HERE and prepare to read alot
July 13 PBCS don't use a PDA to find outI had the most bizzare lunch ever in Haroon history.
Peanut butter Chicken sandwich
Frech bread
Ginger ale
&
Orange juice
You read correctly - Peanut Butter Chicken Sandwich. I will tell you why I ate PBCS. Originally, I was eating french bread wiht my chicken, but I had too much chicken and not enough bread. My mom had made a peanut butter sandwich - which I later discovered had no jam in it. I wanted to finish my chicken but I needed bread - and I didn't want to eat a peanut butter sandwich with no jam in it, so I closed my eyes and combined the two togather and VOILA!
It wasn't the greatest thing I've ever had nor was it THAT bad. Though, I don't reccomend it unless your in a similar situation - lol
And just to make the day even more weird - Why am I seeing an increase in men leaning against shop windows doing SOMEthing on thier PDA's...and it seems that every week more and moreguys are doing it.They are so glued to it it is as if they are going to solve all the worlds problems...and I dunno how to react except to say that these guys are freaking me out. June 09 Chicken with a VisionThe world cup has begun. The team that I'm cheering on is Germanian - I as like to call them, thanks to all my friends who are in Germany as we speak - During their golrious victoria over the Costa Ricans, I was tantalizing the taste buds with BBQ chicken (from last nite) with pieces French of bread.YUM! Though I should be gorssed out from 3 nites ago, eating 40 wings - BUT how can you say no to BBQ chicken? Simply, You can't. Because the World Cup has dawned upon us, I've decided NOT to write about it. Every other person is writing about it - Its all over the news stations - radios - Showig at pubs - resturants - even Ma&Pa joints. So I"ve decided to switch gears and let you guys on something equally as special but hasn't had world stardom like the World Cup Soccer.
You've read correctly. This has to be the most instense competition on television. Its likeAmerican Idol meets European Football Premier League! 24 groups from 24 countries duke it out to be the next EuroVision winner. They sing, they dance and some do crazy effects during their proformance. But whats even better is the UK announcer commentating the whole contest. The man is scarcastic, blunt, witty and will make you laugh everytime. Whats even MORE amazing about this contest is that 24 countries vote on their favorite performance - 24 COUNTRIES - and the whole voting tally system is intense all by itself.EuroVision North America is pretty much non-exsistent - but in Europe is GInormas - The winning artist/group gets instant Stardom, and bunch of hardware, lots of cheek to cheek kissing and the country they repersent is honoured to host the contest again the following year. This year it was in Greece and next year its going to be in Finland. I encourage all of you to look into it - its actaully 1000 times better than any song contest out there (i.e American idol, Canadian idol, or any other idols out there) And when you have hotties like Sonia Ferrer repersenting Spain why not watch it. And for the ladies - there are good looking men too. I love it so much that I have this years contest WITH uk commentary. yes I know - I'm a nut - but once your into it - I'm sure you'll love it the way I'm expressing it today :P June 08 Pita Puffs Worst Cyclist NightmareHave you guys seen this?
Pita Puffs
 The greatest sanck ever.
Noticed how its half empty after 12 mins of being open? It's that good
They are so lite and puffy - They claim its 50% less fat BUT after eating approx. 38 puffs you have consumed 123 calories and 3g of fat. don't get me wrong - I'm the last person who will crunch calories intake when it comes to food - I love food - but I guess after consuming half the bag in 12 mins it can't be a good thing, espically to a person who's a super health cautions. Good thing I'm not. You live once, eat while you can. Just keeping everything in balance. Eat your fruits, squeeze in some veggies, and enjoy an active lifestyle - that way you can pretty much eat everything.
So I've started cycling to work - I've been doing it for about 2 weeks now. Its great because I can enjoy the summer and in the process be active. Now when I cycle, I cycle on the road. The reason why - sidewalks are meant to be walked on and it can be a huge hazzard if you have people - espically elderly - who think your going one way but you go the way their going and rewally that can be a nasty scene or your cycling and you've got this great rythm going and you have kids coming your way and you have to slow down. So learn how to ride on the roads if your going to cycle. Its not as bad as you think it is.
The biggest pet peeve I have is when I'm cycling, or anyone for that matter, on the road, car drivers literally switch lanes just to get around you. I don't get it. There's TONS of space to come beside me or even pass me in the same lane. Some lanes are super wide and I still see drivers swerve into the other lane and then come back into the original lane. It looks retarded. So to all those drivers out there:
you have ALOT OF ROOM when sharing a lane with a cyclist. If you hit a cyclist they YOUR retatrded. Your driving way too close to the curb.
Alot has been said - time for some Pita Puffs June 07 Searious Turkey Make-out SessionThis afternoon I feasted on roasted turkey with havati sandwich. I couldn't even descride the euphoria my taste buds were going through. And washed it down with ice cold Coca Cola. It was great.
Speaking of great - I was watching Date my Mom on MTV - I have to admit its pretty funny, and amazing what moms would do to impress the guy so that he can date their daughter. One mom cut her daughters hair so he can 'feel' her, and kissed the poor boy on the lips so he can taste her lipstick! That was bizzare but damn funny.
The ending kinda surprised me - he picked a hottie and they started making out in front of the mother! MAKING OUT people - they JUST met...it kinda grossed me out, but she was hot and all she wanted to do was make out - as our beloved Paris Hilton would say- Thats Hot!
June 06 OverKillYou know, I've come to realize that eating moe than 30 wings is really nasty. At 40 you want to puke. And anything more than that is pure gluttony.
40 is my absolute max. But really from now on I'm going to stop at 20-25 wings and actaully enjoy my alll you can eat wing nite.
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So I've managed to chip my tooth yesterday. I don't know when it happened or how it happened. What I do know is that it bohtering the hell out of me.
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Nothing pisses me more off than people vandalizing religious buildings. As you may or maynot know 17 alleged terrorists were caught a couple of days ago in Toronto. A day later Mosques was vandalized, why? What perpouse does it serve?
When a white male blows up a building did you hear about any churches being vandalized?
For those people who are rightfully scared, don't vandelize any Mosques. These people are sick in the head. They are not true muslims by any stretch of the imagination. If you read the Bible or the Quran, or any religious books, they don't promote bombing - suicide killing - or any destruction.
These groups have their own religion - they are no part of the Islamic community and they should be ashamed of what they believe in.
So plesae stop hating the wrong people. Hate those who are terrorizing the world, not innocent people. And please get informed and educate yourself. And lets fight terrorism togather, not with each other.
May 24 Crazy Beets StoryThis entry is dedicated to all those people who love beets. During the past 2-3 days I've been eating beets with rice and roti. Lunch time and dinner - Beets, Beets, and more Beets. Do you know what happens when one consumes alot of Beets? Lets just say that when your done with the toilet, there is a red hue.
When I discovered this, I nearly had a heart attack.
I even went to the doctors, and he said theres nothing wrong with you. When I told him about the beets, he informed me that beets have that kind of an effect.
So now you've been warned.
On a brighter note - the Toronto Raptors have finally gotten some good fortune and have the first pick in this years draft...they better not screw this up.
GO JAYS GO
BTW watch this clip with Jon Stewart on Crossfire...which by the way is no longer on the CNN line-up, because of Jon - God Bless his soul. |
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